Cougar-With-AIDS's Reviews

[A Clock Fight 3]

Gay porn is not "suitable for all ages"

It was okay, until I had to watch anal. I honestly don't know why the whistle wasn't blown on that. Do you realize that younger children might be watching that? Don't submit anything like that without a warning. You should be banned.

ShitlordCentral responds:

You didn't watch anal at all. You saw a picture that had no actual graphical display of sex, just a nude guy pressed into another with nothing shown except NIPPLEZ OMG.

Willy Nilly.

[Annihilation]

Kick Ass

It did sound a hell of a lot like seek and destroy, but still it was a pretty good song, but not as good as your others. Congradulations, you get a fucking A- on this one

[Prophetica]

that was amazing

The Structure was perfect, all the notes fit together perfectly, and the transitions are smooth. This is easily one of the best in the portal. Make more audio, a lot more audio. A fucking plus for you

[Leatherface]

Listen to metallica? Sounds suspiciously like it.

I wonder, because numberous riffs are obvious rip offs. The drums, when not following some other band's beat, are basic. Transitions are random and choppy, switching between different time and key signatures (Oh wait... You're reading tablature off guitartabs.com... sorry for the confusion). I only put 4 in effort because it might take some to pull your finger out of your ass and pick up a guitar pick and some drum sticks. The Only reason you are rated so high is because your "song" has the word bitch in it. OH NO, THEY'RE SAYING BAD WORDS! What are you going to do next? Loiter in front of of a convienence store, or, god forbid, WALK ON THE GRASS WHEN THERE'S A SIGN TELLING YOU NOT TO!?!?!? OH DEAR!!! Save us all from the bad people who swear!!! plagurizing tool.

pitchblak responds:

1st of all,why is it that you are the only one out of the audio portal who thinks im ripping off metallica riffs.Oh i forgot,youre a sore loser and are pissed off that a new comer like myself is in the weekly top 5 and you are not.Talking about rip offs, you cant even come up with an original name.I would *Seek and Destroy* you but you werent man enough to leave your identity.i guess if i played guitar like you ,i wouldnt want people to know who i was either.yeah,youre a sore loser,its *Sad but True*.Keep in touch, i might be nice enough to give you guitar lessons.(oh i forgot ,you have guitartabs.com for that.)Metal up your ass Bitch!